Do you remember the whole

"What's that?"
"A key."
"What for?"
"A lock."
"Duh. What to?"
"It's a padlock."
"What's it lock?"
"Piss off."

conversation that most of you have had with me?

Um. Well.

Congratulations everybody, it's a notebook!

. . .

Wow. I tend to act very stupid on my birthday.


Judge not and ye shall not be judged, bistches.



Also: I think I'm in love*.



CONTEST

"Dress Up Doctor McCoy"

(Note: Dress up is approximately analogous with 'humiliate' )

Let's all draw silly pictures of Bones wearing stupid things and then vote on them.

Yay!


Note me with submissions.


DEADLINE:

There is no deadline, yet. Feel free to enter at your own speed.



PRIZES:

If you're in first place I'll draw you something (with color and stuff)


If you come in second I'll draw you something (line art)

If you're in third I'll sketch you something.

If you want something else (like digital art), well, I'll try.

The only thing I won't draw is (completely) naked people. I have a shred of dignity left.

NOTE: Fanfiction submissions are allowed and encouraged, especially if you've no talent for drawing.



ENTRIES:

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_{*direct translation: highly infatuated}